The Reggie Bush injury report news is that... he's fine and dandy and looking forward to a big day againt the Rams (I just used that headline to grab your attention for some lesser known Saints and their injury status going into week 10).
Latest Sedrick Ellis injury news: The Saints DT did not participate in practice because of his ongoing knee injury. The big man is still a few weeks away from a return. However the Sedrick Ellis bench press work out routine is in over drive building up the numbers with all the time spent on his back. I've heard he can now bench press the entire Falcons team in one rep.
Groin - The Jabari Greer injury hotspot of choice: Greer also did not participate in practise giving him more time to spend with his 'Jabari Greer Saints Helmet Player of the Week Award' following his excellent performance against the Falcons in Week 8.
Lance Moore Ankle Injury: No practise for Moore this week (apart from on Madden 2010 which he's reported as being quite good at now).
NEWSFLASH - Reggie Bush Injury Report Latest... He's STILL fine and dandy so we return to our scheduled programming...
Jonathan Goodwin Saints Centre: His Ankle injury limited his participation in practice leaving him with a questionable status according to the NFL... What, the Ankle or his mind?
Darren Sharper Knee Injury: Sharper is reported as questionable following limited participation in practice. Unfortunately that means more time to help Mrs. Sharper with the house work and gardening chores.
Marques Colston Injury more of an Illness: The Pro Bowl bound Saints wide receiver did not fully participate in practice as he reportedly has the snuffles. His chances of playing are rated as probable, dependant on the amount of Vix inhaler he can shoe horn up his nostrils.
Scott Fujita Injury Update: The Saints veteran LB is still trolubled by the calf injury that has kept him sidelined for some weeks now. The latest reports say he is probable to play which will be a big relief to Michelle over at Saints Rants.
Garrett Hartley Status: A left ankle problem is reportedly troubling this man monster but there's no way such a minor fault is going to stop him from playing. No way Jose!
Marvin Mitchell Foot Injury: The Saints LB is rated as probable which comes as huge relief to the city of New Orleans. What? I'm being serious, I like the guy.
Zach Strief Saints Tackle: Is ill but rated as probable (What no rubbish quip? Ed.).
And that's your injury fix for the Week 10 match up with the St Louis Rams...
But what's this? Hold the back pages, the latest Reggie Bush Injury Report is in and... He has a paper cut on his left index finger. A paper cut people. Oh the humanity.
I think I speak for all of us when I say the people of New Orleans Parish will be praying as one for Reggie tonight.